Wee Joe

I was looking through some old photos today and came across this one of Wee Joe Ward, one of many Bristo OG's. Most of you will know that he was amazing on a skateboard, he could pretty much do whatever he wanted. I guess with all great talents you get a bit bored, everyone expects a lot from you, but all you really want to do is mess about on a skateboard. Fearing he would become just another 'could've been' skater, he dissapeared down south without so much as a goodbye. Word quickly spread that he had been working in a horse stable and had decided to become a jockey. This was pretty funny news for a while but then it completely made sense, why didn't we see it before!
I Doctored the photo to what i think he'd look like today if he was skating Bristo.

What did the horse say to the one legged jockey?
How you getting on?

Haha, you're welcome.